Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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