So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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