Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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