DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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