Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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