How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!