At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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