I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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