think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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