Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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