You surviving the open bar?
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I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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