Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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