I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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