When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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