Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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