He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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