It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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