I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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