1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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