Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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