I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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