I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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