we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
