they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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