Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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