So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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