I cockslap morals
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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