Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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