I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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