I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
do herpes really smell.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
its liver damage thursday
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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