I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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