she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
no, he came in my armpit
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just found puke in my bra..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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