it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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