Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
His nipple licking is glorious
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