Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She announced her abortion via fbk
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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