Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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