What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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