I can tuck mytits in my pants
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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