I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
