I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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