don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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