You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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