this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
