I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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