It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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