there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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