So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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