im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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