My sheets look like a crime scene.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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