My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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