There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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