That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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