It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
MIDGETS
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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